Meet the Ninjas Thomas TateBENEVOLENT DICTATORNickname: Tom Favorite Book: Tinker Funny Thing About this Ninja: "I am GROOT!" "Real" Job Title: FounderGarik TateSTARLORDNickname: Gar Favorite Book: Orphans of Chaos Funny Thing About this Ninja: "I live life like a giant video game" "Real" Job Title: Co-FounderLe-an Lai LacabaOUTSOURCED CEONickname: Le-an Favorite Book: The Alchemist Funny Thing About this Ninja: "My hands stopped growing in size when I was 10" "Real" Job Title: Chief Executive OfficerAnthony Gabriel CoI PLANT TREES IN PEOPLE'S MINDSNickname: Anthony Favorite Book: Hepburn: Shijō Saikyō no Deshi: Kenichi Funny Thing About this Ninja: "Sleeping is my hobby" "Real" Job Title: Head of Magazine DivisionHydelane GabatoAWESOME PANickname: Hyde Favorite Book: Becoming Jane Funny Thing About this Ninja: "My whole life" "Real" Job Title: Personal Assistant/Marketing AssistantMary Joy RamosRANKING UPNickname: MJ Favorite Book: Tuesdays with Morrie Funny Thing About this Ninja: "I easily laugh." "Real" Job Title: Typewriter Pub Marketing Manager Winnie Rose RemanesesGEEKY SCHOLARNickname: Winnie Favorite Book: Harry Potter Series Funny Thing About this Ninja:"I talk to myself" "Real" Job Title: Book EditorAlvin LancetaTAGAHULMANickname: Tigz Favorite Book: One Piece Funny Thing About this Ninja:"Vilibazmosa iderenni emilun." "Real" Job Title: Web DeveloperMichelle Anne EspinaFAULT FINDERNickname: Mitch Favorite Book: A Thousand Splendid Suns Funny Thing About this Ninja: "I hate potatoes but I love french fries." "Real" Job Title: Typewriter Pub Manager | Literary AgentKarmela KuoSheep Dog/Emotional Support PersonNickname: K Favorite Book: Song of Achilles Funny Thing About This Ninja: I like watching people eat. Real Job Title: Executive Assistant